Female Reproductive System

Well, that grabbed your attention didn't it??  That's the chapter we started today.  And with a room full of women you would  think the giggles would be kept to a minimum?  Nope.  I wonder what they are going to do when we get to the male reproductive system.  There is this girl behind me and I think I have written about her about her before, but can't remember what I named her!  Maybe blondie, anyways, the instructor is going through things and I all hear behind me is "oh gross"  "oh my god, that would suck" and "oh I wonder if that hurts."  Girlfriend, go talk to someone who gave birth and they will let you know!  And the instructor was shocked that someone said they used cabbage leaves, ya know, for when you are not breast feeding baby.  She was hysterical about it, she couldn't couldn't get over it.  Sorry if I am grossing anyone out here.

Today was my last keyboarding class.  Thank the good Lord for that.  How many people are going back to see how many typing errors I have in here?  Haha.  I don't know how much longer I could have taken that class.  And having someone stand over your shoulder and watch you type is not my thing (take note hubby).  There was an actual multiple choice test in keyboarding today.  Here is a sample: What key do you push to make all the letters capital?  a.) shift b.) num lock c.) Control d.) CAPS lock or e.) none of the above.  And there were true or false questions too, like, you are supposed hunch over and put your head on the desk when typing.  True (T) or False (F).  Once again, I am glad that class is done.  I wish they would come out with next semesters schedule already.  I want to figure out a schedule so I can get a job too.  Or get a job and work my school schedule around that, which is the most likely thing to happen at this point.
And anyone who reads this, please keep your fingers crossed that I find some kind of job.
Peace.  HAHA

What was I thinking?

Seriously, going to school is hard, going BACK to school is even harder.  I was never a big fan of it anyways.  I just really can't get over this med term class.  Why do they have some of these terms, it's so ridiculous.  I mean who goes to the doctor or hospital and says " hey Doc, I have dyspepsia."  Normal people say "hey Doc, I have a stomach ache."  It is so frustrating and overwhelming.  That is the best way to describe it.
I think I have decided I want to be a keyboarding instructor.  How hard can that be?  This instructor though, oh man.  Nasally voice, she acts nice but she's actually not.  Her favorite thing to say is (remember high voice) "ok, you have make your pinky finger rreeeeeaaaaacccchhhh all the way to shift."  I am so glad it is over next Thursday.  God help me if some reason I don't pass this keyboarding class, I don't what I will do.
It's been a rough week and I am a little cranky.  Things don't turn out the way you plan but that's life right?  Scratch that rough week, it's been a rough year.
Signing off to go get my POS car to the shop.

Happy/Sad/Funny/

So this week I had my first test.  Did you know they still did scantron tests?  I was shocked.  After I was done with my test I noticed blondie next to me took out her Ipad to doodle on.  Why I found it odd I can't put my finger on.  I guess I am just trying to get used to how different school has become in the past oh ya know 12 years.  And the other girl next to me whom I never bothered to look at was playing on her phone a lot.  Hiding it behind her purse.  I guess it's kind of like the notes my friends and I used to pass in high school, except now it is electronic.
I was on my break the other day.  It was a little chilly so I opted to sit inside instead of outside.  I was sitting in an area full of tables and chairs.  I look at over at the girl at the next table and I had to do a double take.  She had a bright green headband with a big flower on it, HUGE bright green hoop earrings, and bright green eye shadow.  I mean to each her own, I am sure people think my makeup is weird but geez, that was a lot of bright green.  I wonder if she had glitter too.  Think 1980's.  Oh and this girl and a couple other ones had a stud in between their nose and their lip, I am not sure on how to describe it but it wasn't the lip and it wasn't the nose, I had never see one of those before.
The sad part of my week is that I was missing my kids big time.  I don't know why, the little one is in school in the morning and the big one is in school until afternoon, so it's not like I am actually missing a lot in their lives.  And I also can't help but think I wish I had a job instead, wouldn't that be a hell of a lot easier than cramming this stuff in my brain?  I think it would.  But life happens right, and you move on.  Again I feel as I am talking to myself on the computer, hhmmmmmm.
And last but not least, guess what I learned in keyboarding today?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Yup, you've got it, the question mark

Learning is Sexy????

Someone had a shirt on this week that said that.  Learning is sexy!  Someone else had an Elmo shirt on, my four year old doesn't like Elmo why are 20 year olds wearing them?  Maybe it's cool, I don't know.  So a couple things happened this week.  Odd things, humorous things, that actually I should have written down when they happened.  I will tell you about a couple things I remember.  OH but first I should tell you that Star brought her juice box again (after being a half hour late for class).  So yesterday I was sitting there during my break and these girls were sitting there talking about what one of them should do for their big birthday, and "like, what do people do when they turn 21?"  Seriously that is what she asked her friend.  Cripes, I turned 21 eleven years ago but I am pretty sure people still go to a bar or something.  Geez.
Keyboarding, I tell ya, this is an awesome class (note sarcasm here).  We learned the left shift key AND the right shift key, whoo, hold me back now.  Anyways, I also go to wonder yesterday during keyboarding, how does one become a keyboarding instructor?  I mean that would never cross mind.  Do you just wake up and decide to do it?
Here is the other odd/humorous thing that happened this week.  I went to the school library on Wednesday to  do homework, it took five and a half hours, ugh.  The hubs was home so he took care of the kids and stuff while I was gone (his days off really suck since I am back to school).  So I was walking through the hall at one point and I saw.......................one of my kids babysitters!  Yup, that's right.  I didn't say anything to her because I didn't want her to say "oh hi Mrs Duffy!"  Too many people around to hear it!  Haha.
I feel like I am talking to myself on the computer.  Oh well, better than out loud